Miley Cyrus May Have Tattooed The Wrong Planet On Her Body

Last night, Miley Cyrus got an astronomy lesson to go along with her brand new ink.
Cyrus, who tapped Sydney-based tattoo artist Lauren Winzer to get a teeny tatt of a planet to add to the 23 other tattoos she already has, is coming under fire for the caption beneath her tattoo show-and-tell.

After getting inked, Cyrus posted a pic on Instagram, originally captioning it “permaaaa skinnnnn arrrrrttttt by daaaa mosssst bad a$$ @laurenwinzer 🍄🍕🐸🌻💕 #lilbbJupiter.”
If you’ll look closely at the tattoo she got, it’s not actually Jupiter, but the visibly ringed Saturn. Scandal.

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Commenters were quick to point out that the planet she has on her arm is not the one she said she has on her arm, leaving harsh words like “that’s really Saturn, Miley” and “finish 1st grade” on her feed. Rude.
However, one sympathetic fan pointed out that “no one is perfect,” which is sweet, considering that maybe Miley was tired or something and didn’t actually just get the wrong planet tattooed permanently on her arm like some rude folks think.
Sometime last evening, likely while looking up at the starry night sky searching for answers, Miley changed her caption to “permaaaa skinnnnn arrrrrttttt by daaaa mosssst bad a$$ @laurenwinzer 🍄🍕🐸🌻💕 #stonerasfuck.”
“Stoner as fuck.” This may explain the mis-captioning of her new body art, yes. But hopefully it doesn’t explain her state of mind when telling the artist which planet she actually wanted. We feel for you, Miley.